Online hating...I mean dating stories

Ask me anything   Submit   A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).

These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.

I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.

"damn girl your so fine! and since were fishing id love to reel you in"
Why the selective use of punctuation?  And, where are your appropriately placed CAPITAL LETTERS, damnit!?!?!  And, seriously, B- for effort on the pickup line, dude.  This is a dating website, not a dive bar.
— 5 months ago