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A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).
These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.
I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.
These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.
I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.
“HEY SWEETIE,YOU SEEM LIKE SOMEONE I CAN TALK TO!!YOU SEEM DOWN TO EARTH AND EASY TO TALK TO!!IM SO NOT SOME SCUM BAG-WEIRDO,IM JUST A BLUNT CONFIDENT PERSON!I GET A VIBE YOU ARE TO?ANYWAY I THINK YOU ARE HOT,AND HAVE VERY NICE TITS!I SAW IN YOUR PICS,SORRY IF THAT OFFENDED YOU,IT WAS A COMPLIMENT,ARE YOU MAD?”
Nah, I ain’t mad because you, sir, are a comedic genius. I like you’re style, too, ‘cause you have no time for spaces after punctuation marks. Makes everything sound more urgent. I can just picture you now, interrupting your complimenting my breasts by ardently inquiring if I was mad about your complimenting my breasts.
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