Online hating...I mean dating stories

Ask me anything   Submit   A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).

These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.

I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.

"i consider mysefl an artistic fellow as well :D instead of painting i paint with words - poetry :)"
You misspelled the word ‘myself’.  Sorry, rather, you “misspainted” it.  And, with you being a poet and all, I am confused by your poor sentence structure. 
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