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A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).
These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.
I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.
These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.
I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.
"you are beautiful. how old r u? r u in collage? i like to read. i like to cook. i like to cuddle and watch movies. but my pride and joy is pool i’m a pro pool player and i love it, it’s so much fun."
Sigh. I sat here staring at the keyboard for a good while, looking at the locations of the E and A key to see if there might be a reasonable explanation for such an epic spelling fail. Honestly, though, compared to what most of my inbox is full of this guy did send me a very kind message. So, I’m going to leave it at that and not make fun of him any more. God speed, my friend, you’ll find that special lady that’s in collage that you can read, cuddle and play pool with, but I am not she.
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