Online hating...I mean dating stories
Ask me anything   Submit   A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).

These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.

I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.

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So, hi there.

I’m gonna just be flat out honest here even though you will probably think I’m crazy, lol. I am looking to meet someone who likes the idea of having her very own male housemaid to boss around and tell what to do a couple times a week. I am very capable, I can cook, clean, do laundry, dishes, chores, for basically whatever else you wanted from me… and I can do all these things well. I’m also a pretty good masseuse and can give a reasonable manicure or pedicure.

I’m not asking to be paid or anything like that and really the only thing I’m asking for in return is for you to treat me kinda badly…

So, does that sound at all interesting to you?

"
I showed this to one of my best friends who read it through and then asked me if the man that sent this message was good looking, to which I responded:  ”Life is cruel, my friend, life is cruel.”   If he was my type I just might’ve taken him up on the offer, because I am so sick of doing my own dishes and nails and stuff.
— 4 months ago with 6 notes
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