Online hating...I mean dating stories
Ask me anything   Submit   A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).

These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.

I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.

"so hot i whould love to get tono u more baby girl."

Thnx, I whould like tomeat u* just to hear u* pronounce the word “would”.

I don’t know this guy, but I hate him.  He is every creepy guy that has said some similar nonsensical sentence at a bar, sporting event, or concert that I was trying to enjoy.  And here he has followed me onto the scene of online dating.  I seriously hate his guts.

*Side note: I CRINGE when I type out the word “you” as “u”, it’s just two more letters.  A text to a friend or something is one thing (I guess), and I know I’m probably just being the grammar police, but seriously in the venue of online dating isn’t it important to show that you are in some way intelligent and are willing to put in the effort to impress, when all you have is a stupid email?  There are so many things wrong with just this one little sentence but my spelling out “you” as “u” took the cake, I suppose.  

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