Online hating...I mean dating stories

Ask me anything   Submit   A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).

These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.

I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.

Through internet dating, and dating in general, I have found that this is entirely too accurate.  
 EDIT: Accept, I tend to just throw these all out and go for the wildcard- “WEIRDO”. 
EDIT 2: Duly noted, fellow tumblr-er (?), I realize that “weirdo” was not the best word choice, as I am quite fond of weirdos and actually am -most definitely- a weirdo, myself.  So, let me rephrase: I tend to just throw these all out and go for the wildcard- “A-hole with flair”.  

Through internet dating, and dating in general, I have found that this is entirely too accurate.  

 EDIT: Accept, I tend to just throw these all out and go for the wildcard- “WEIRDO”. 

EDIT 2: Duly noted, fellow tumblr-er (?), I realize that “weirdo” was not the best word choice, as I am quite fond of weirdos and actually am -most definitely- a weirdo, myself.  So, let me rephrase: I tend to just throw these all out and go for the wildcard- “A-hole with flair”.  

— 4 months ago with 9 notes
  1. runforyolife reblogged this from inboxawkward
  2. indigoeyesandcalicocats reblogged this from may-ellen and added:
    this is the easiest thing in the world, intelligent and attractive. who wants someone that’s sane?
  3. filia-lunaris reblogged this from inboxawkward and added:
    “wildcard weirdo” statement,...person who believes that “Weird is
  4. may-ellen reblogged this from inboxawkward
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