So I had the weirdest dream a few nights ago. Like many of my dreams, this one takes place in a location I’ve had dreams in before. In this case, it is a nonexistent college dorm that I had a series of dreams about attending the school and living there some years ago.

Anyway, for some reason, the British royal wedding was being held in the dorm and I was banned from attending. There were British security agents discreetly search for me and my roomate who was helping me evade them as we made our way through the dorms taking elevators, stairs and hiding out in rooms while collecting items we needed to get ready for the wedding (tuxes, an electric shaver so I could cut my hair, and other things).

Also, in addition to trying to avoid the Brits, we were also trying to avoid my roomate’s mom, who had an uncanny ability to track him down. Everytime she would find us, we’d pretend that we were not actively trying to lose her and then promptly do so the next chance we got.

Tell me I’m not the only one who has these weird vivid dreams on a regular basis?