Online hating...I mean dating stories

Ask me anything   Submit   A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).

These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.

I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.

"Wow, you’re amazing . I gotta be honest with you I don’t like this site or the online dating scene but I came across you and had to message you. I don’t do this often because alot of the girls are stuck up or want perfection and won’t answer me and maybe u won’t but it’s worth a shot. Alot of people judge me Based on my appearence but if u take a second to get to know me youll learn im a good guy.I’d love to talk to u more and get to know you and hope u do message back :)"
Yup, no red flags here…  (If you were wondering about appearances, ps, he’s a dead ringer for this guy).
— 4 months ago