Online hating...I mean dating stories

Ask me anything   Submit   A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).

These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.

I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.

"u are by far the prettiest girl ive ever seen i would be so down to get to kno u im a good down to earth guy caring honest loving dont lie or cheat big cuddler own an ebay business have a sports car and just baught my own house and my parents are muliti millionairs i have a ton to offer im not one of those guys just trying to get a pieace of ass i want more i want a wife sumday get at me if ur interested"

just baught my own house and my parents are muliti millionairs.

This guy has copy, pasted, and re sent this message to me over 6 times this week.

TEMPTING, really tempting.  

— 3 months ago with 9 notes
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