Online hating...I mean dating stories

Ask me anything   Submit   A collection of the greatest messages that have ever been sent to me via online dating website suitors. Ah, yes, the trials and tribulations of a girl looking for love on the information super highway (along with the contributions of others also lost in that crazy world known as online dating).

These are all 100% real messages that have been sent to me, seriously. We're talking copy and pasted people, the way I
got the message is the way I reposted it. And they're all just too damn good not to share.

I should say this, though, my responses in this blog were NOT what I said back to these guys. Anything posted here basically yields a no-response response from me.

I really like the name Peter. Should I date this guy??

BEACH BOYS CONCERT HMM,LET A WELL OFF SMART MATURE HUNK TAKE YA THERE,WHOM ENJOYS A YOUNG BEAUTIFUL GAL BY HIS SIDE 
I think you could have alot of potential in the workout area,and,us togetherI think if you saw me in person you’d say woaw,he’s attr. & in good shape though a triathalon is just the kind of fitness level I lack,elyptical,bowflex,etc,I am usually occupied in…my muse would be appealing to me,as I have a 1200 sq. ft. gym in my home,perhaps I can entice you with one day,however,I liked your ad & I think, feel ,demonstrate & represent a much younger and energetic gentlman,generally I enjoy the company af a younger gal,as my stamina & endurance are a drive only the young can appreciate,so love your attitude & look….call me sweetie and lets see how well we relate to one another.Peter,so b n touch 
Where,Personality,Charisma & Emotion,shine through…I certainly,speak forwardly,open & honest,I am an outgoing gentlman with Style,Class,and consider myself a kindred soul.I am open to new idea’s,and enjoy exploring local destinations of interest………..creativly caring for my home inside and out,operating my buisness’s and living healthfully,takes up lots of time my two daughters are a great part of my life though now both high schoolers,they are far from an oppressive tie and are usually off on their own….so I’m searching for that special gal,with……..yes,a heart of gold,to share my time with.relaxing fully and fully being active,it seems we could enhance each others life,as I am ready to settle down with the right gal,bye for now Peter —————- at gmail Peter

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